Guantanamo Ranch is a mythical ranch that caters to evil hunters. It features native wildlife such as whitetail deer, mule deer, bison and elk. This type of ranch is highly controversial. The act of confining game to guarantee a kill is considered unsporting by civil people.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

The Discovery of Guantanamo Ranch

On June 21, 2009, the American Aardvark launched the Blue Water-Green Tree campaign with the invasion of Eco-Hostile Eden, Texas. Members of the Hole-In-The-Wall Critter Posse urgently concentrated an Arabian oryxin corp on the low ridges northwest of town. They were soon reinforced with one corp of barasingha deer and another corp of Stumberg sheep. However, two large Human corps assaulted them from the north, collapsing the hastily developed Critter lines. All three critter corps were captured and sent to the infamous Guantanamo Ranch. They were immediately used as sport to be killed on hunting excursions by humans.

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